The following is how Sen Obama sings the Hannah Montana song, The Best of Both Worlds, in his head.
I got a limo out front,
Hottest suits, every tie, every color
Yeah, running as a moderate can be kinda fun
It’s really me but the voters never discover
In Congress I’m just like all my peeps
But while campaigning I’m a star
CHORUS
I’ve got the best of both worlds
I chill out, take a vote
Then I spin the results
I’ve got the best of both worlds
mix them both together
And I know that I can be the best of both worlds
I go to a deadbeat Congress (was that Hilary Clinton?)
Hear my words on the nightly news
Being Liberal and Moderate can be kinda weird
But campaigning’s cool ’cause nobody cares
Yeah I get to be a small time Senator
But President if I play both sides right
CHORUS:
I’ve got the best of both worlds
I chill out, take a vote
Then I spin the results
I’ve got the best of both worlds
mix them both together
And I know that I can be the best of both worlds
Democrat and Moderate
I’ve got to spin a position on both sides
I hope voters never see that
I get to be whoever I want to be
Best..best..yeah I am the best
Best..best…I’m the most Liberal
Best..best…yeah, the most moderate
I never thought that guy like me
Could double as a moderate
I’ve got the best of both worlds
I chill out, take a vote
Then I spin the results
I’ve got the best of both worlds
mix them both together
And I know that I’m the best
I’ve got the best of both worlds
On this and that I can say anything
I give the best of both worlds
I’m so much better
When voters don’t know I’m running
with the best of both worlds
Energy, campaign finance, Iraq, immigration, Rev Wright—just a sample of the issues Sen Obama has been switching his positions on since he started campaigning. Truly he is the candidate of change–changing positions.
